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The various other day, i was chatting with Displaced Texan (nee Evan), as soon as he stated something peculiar: in the track "Regulate," Warren G doesn"t really "regulate" noþeles or anyone so much as the spends almost the whole song gift a load to Nate Dogg.

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First off, we find out that Warren is searching for some women ("skirts because that the eve") and also that, at some point, he and also Nate Dogg are an alleged to accomplish up. Warren transforms left at 21st St. And also Lewis Ave. In long Beach, CA.  Looking in ~ the Google Map that the area, we view that Lewis is a quick street that only runs between 20th and also 21st, so, if Warren"s directions are slightly unclear, i think the for sure bet is that Warren was heading east on 21st and turned left top top Lewis. (I basic this top top the truth that turning left top top Lewis would send Warren in the direction that MLK Park, which as we recognize from Snoop Dogg"s track "21 run Street," is a summer party location, and also Long coast City College, both of which seem favor reasonable places to look for women.)

As soon as he provides his left turn, Warren, who is wearing rings and a Rolex, sees part unidentified dudes shooting dice top top the sidewalk. Despite the reality that there seems to be minimal bright in this area, Warren"s an initial reaction upon seeing the dice video game is to avoid his car, hop out, and attempt to join the game. Also, despite farming up in this area --- i beg your pardon Wiki tells united state is "home to plenty of gangs including two competitor Crip factions, gangs affiliated with the mexico Mafia, boy Of Samoa Crips, and also some that the oldest blended Samoan and other ethnicity street gangs in the joined States, including the 15 Street Suicidals" --- Warren seems surprised once the dice players pull weapons on him and also rob him. The is, in fact, for this reason unprepared the his entire an answer to the robbery is to wish for a set of wings and also to "contemplate."

At the very same time, Nate Dogg, who has actually just hit the eastside of long Beach "on a mission tryin" to find Mr. Warren G," ignores the "gang that hoes" who have actually just wrecked their automobile while ogling him and also continues on his mission to situate Warren. Together luck would have actually it, Nate stumbles top top Warren "gettin" jacked," which I deserve to only assume method that Nate to be traveling east on 20th St. Past MLK Park (looking for women, remember) and, as he turns onto Lewis, watch what is occurring further up the block. His reaction is to "let his gat explode" and also kill all of the would-be robbers. So, in short, Warren stupidly crashes some dudes" dice game, then Nate Dogg death them all. Sort of a dick move, really.

ANYWAY ... With the all the busters accordingly laid down, Nate immediately returns his attention to getting laid. Thankfully, the girls that were ogling him and who crashed their automobile in the process remained stuck on the curb, "in require of some desperate help." ever before the gentleman, Nate returns through Warren to carry out said assistance. Among the girl comments the Nate "seems actual nice," so every one of the ladies hop into Nate"s car and also head come the "Eastside Motel." (A Google find confirms that there is no motel by that name, however a for sure bet would be this one, which is just on the other side the the LBCC campus.)

And that"s the whole story. In ~ no suggest does Warren "regulate." In fact, when Nate plainly regulates versus the thefts of Nate"s residential or commercial property (and is "damn good, too"), one might argue that Warren"s the proverbial "geek turn off the street" in this song. Somehow, i don"t think the was the point.

/pours the end a small for Nate Dogg

102.9.

The difference in yards permitted per game between the 2010 Texans" defense and the 2011 iteration (so far). In other words, it"s the difference in between this:

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and also this:
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5.4.

Difference in number of an initial downs enabled per game between the 2010 Texans" defense and also the 2011 team. The former was "good" for 31st in the league; the latter is finest in the league.

1.2.

Difference in yards every play permitted by the Texans in 2010 and 2011. Last year"s 6.0 to be 31st in the league; this year"s 4.8? Oh, it"s simply first. Because that"s what the Texans do. They rock a great defense and also hit you in the mouth arrogantly.

2; 1.

Number that rushing TDs because that Matthew Rutledge Schaub and Christopher Duan Johnson, respectively, in 2011. Of course, Schaubby has done his in 14 carries, while Cop Speed has actually 121 carries, yet pointing that out simply seems prefer picking nits.

105.

Number of happen attempts in between Matt Schaub"s last 2 interceptions. And, c"mon, let"s be moral --- it"s not prefer the INT top top Sunday was yes, really Schaub"s fault. It was just a great play with an excellent timing through the defense. Since that defense lost, they deserve to suck it. SUCK it LONG and also HARD, D"QWELL JACKSON.

10.6.

Yards every attempt by Colt McCoy on Sunday. That"s no bad. Though, because that a structure of reference, Ben Tate average 9.6 every carry. Because Ben Tate thinks that Colt McCoy is a namby-pamby girly guy with tiny testicles.

Consonant Conundrum.

So, i was the town hall the science Channel Sunday night, as soon as I noticed something that bugged me. As you might know, the science Channel is delivering this year"s "Punkin Chunkin." Whatever. If you can"t reap trebuchets and catapults and also other implements draft to throw gourds as far as they probably can, then i don"t even know that you are anymore. We"ve get an impressive apart.

ANYWAY ... While watching science on Sunday, i noticed the they to be calling this month "Chunktember." Uh ... What? If anything, it should be "Chunkvember," because, girlfriend know, this month is No-friggin"-vember. What the crap go "tember" need to do with anything?

Nothing. That"s what. 

(I"d offer up on scientific research Channel but, well, history is reflecting crap about aliens building old Greece and whatnot, so ... Yeah.)

8.

Consecutive games in i m sorry the Texans" defense has actually snagged at the very least one interception. Dating back to last season, the defense has actually picked turn off a pass in 11 that the previous 12 games, through the season opener versus the Colts gift the lone exception.

6. 

Interceptions by Jason Allen as a Houston Texan, ranking him fourth all-time in Texans history. Notably, he"s done it in only 16 games, and also primarily as a back-up/part-time player.

13.75 ± 0.13 billion.

Age of the universe, in years. If friend doubt this, we space precluded indigenous having any science-based discussions. The doesn"t average we can"t still be friends, though.

172.

Total yards obtained by the Browns ~ above Sunday, noting the third straight video game that the Texans have held an foe under 175 full yards. To placed that in perspective, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Cleveland, Washington, Atlanta, Buffalo, and also San Diego have actually all held an opponent under 200 full yards when this season, and also the rest of the teams have actually not done it in ~ all.

4,384; 2,922; 1,462.

Total yards, pass yards, and rushing yards, respectively, the the Texans space on pace to allow in 2011. All three would obliterate existing team records, which are 5,198 total yards (2009), 3,423 happen yards (2008), and 1,711 rushing yards (2009). In case you were wondering, the 1985 Chicago Bears enabled 4,135 complete yards, 2,816 happen yards, and also 1,319 rushing yards. The 2000 Baltimore Ravens? 3,967 total, 2,997 passing, and 970 (!) rushing.

Knowing Is fifty percent The Battle.

As anyone who knows both that them will certainly confirm, my first wife and also my present wife room very, really different. Because that example, conversely, the an initial one thought that sex should occur around as often as the vernal equinox, the current wife thinks that MDC-centric lovin" is a good thing that should be proficient as regularly as possible, frequently in methods that space still frowned ~ above in much of the old South. Every in all, it to be a an excellent upgrade on the part of your protagonist hero.

The ladies are alike in at the very least two ways, however. First, lock both thought that marrying me was a an excellent plan. Heh. Secondly, however, castle both also owned the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Flagg, when they were kids. This strikes me as an extremely odd thing for two girls to own, particularly given the dimension of the toy.

No.

The answer to the question, "Is Ben Tate much better than Arian Foster?" likewise the answer to the question, "Does the defense"s success mean that Mario Williams is not necessary to the team?" also the answer come the question, "Would you like to waive your appropriate to remain silent?"

119.

Matt Schaub"s pass yards against Cleveland. Somewhat surprisingly, this is not the lowest passing-yards complete in a victory under Gary Kubiak, as Schaub threw for only 109 versus the Colts in the 2010 season opener.

2; 1.

Number the rushing TDs because that Matt Schaub and also Chris Johnson, respectively, in 2011. Warrants repeating.

146.

Passing yards by Colt McCoy ~ above Sunday, his lowest total in a video game with at least 20 pass attempts. (He was 14/22 top top the day.) This was also the third straight video game in i m sorry McCoy to be sacked four times.

2.

Passes defended by Kareem Jackson top top Sunday, marking the first time in his career the he"s had much more than one PD in a game. PRO-READY! (FYI: Jason Allen has four games with 2 PDs in his Texans career.)

3.

Most passes defended in a single game by Petey Faggins when a member the the Houston Texans. He controlled to protect three on 4 separate occasions -- week 17 of 2003, main 4 of 2004, and Weeks 11 and 14 the 2006. In total, Petey had actually ten gamings with at least two passes defended. So, you understand ... Kareem has something to effort for, i guess. It"s good to have goals. Provides a guy purpose.

1.

Number that TDs in 2011 by Brice McCain and Chris Johnson.

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Well That"s Dumb.

I mentioned last week that I would certainly gladly pay because that the coaches" view footage the NFL games and also that I assumed the NFL was missing out ~ above a many money from world like me. Well, previously this week, the wall Street Journal had actually a story ~ above why the NFL doesn"t desire to permit fans see the All-22 angle. However I"ll allow Charley Casserly explain:

Charley Casserly, a previous general manager that was a member of the NFL"s compete committee, states he voted against releasing All-22 footage since he worried that if fans had access, that would open players and also teams approximately a level that criticism far past the present hum of talk radio. Casserly thought fans would jump to conclusions after watching one or two gamings in the All-22, without discovering the complete story.

"I was concerned around misinformation gift spread about players and also coaches and their capability to carry out their job," he said. "It becomes a distraction that you need to deal with."

Obviously, this is ass-tastically ignorant. This statement is so dumb, if you obtained all the dumb statements uttered everywhere in the human being in the critical year together in a room and also asked those declaration to evaluate Casserly"s statement, they"d all laugh at just how asinine it was. It"s a stupid statement, is my point.

After all, if anything, enabling people to check out the entire field and all the players would lessen the need to jump come conclusions. We wouldn"t have to argue end whether a WR was a an excellent downfield blocker, due to the fact that we"d be able to watch the WRs block. Us would understand whether the Texans to be rolling zone help toward Kareem Jackson an ext frequently 보다 they do with Jason Allen. We would have the ability to answer the inquiry of whether Jacoby Jones is lazy and/or sloppy in route running. In short, we"d have actually less reason to jump to conclusions ~ above anything, because we"d be able to see everything.

Ignoring the absence of logic in Casserly"s statement, however, i think the sheds part light top top the real reason the NFL doesn"t want to permit you view the tape: a are afraid of well-founded criticism the players and also coaches. As it is, friend are restricted in how much you check out of the video game that isn"t emerging in nearby proximity to the ball. By forcing friend to emphasis on the ball and also a couple of players, the NFL boundaries the data you need to evaluate various other players and, by extension, coaches. With that data, you can realize that the talk points fed to you by the NFL, NFLN, and also ESPN (among others) are, by and also large, finish crap.

Adventures In Facepalm.

So, a fast housekeeping note that also doubles together a pet peeve: this whole "first" point in the comments requirements to die a terrible, pains death, and also it demands to perform so really soon. That exercise was no funny nor entertaining 10 years ago when civilization were law it, and also it"s even an ext obnoxious today. Let me explain: no one is impressed the you to be the very first person to make a comment. In ~ best, human being ignore the stupidity the "first!" and just move on to the rest of the comments. In ~ worst, castle think, "Ah, another person to add to my "list of people to kill."" no scenario is a positive for you.

Tangent: nobody thinks that creating a comment based approximately the native "first" is any type of less inane.

The really annoying thing, at least from mine perspective, is the this didn"t provided to it is in an issue roughly here. It appears to walk part-and-parcel v the exact same kind of decrease in comment top quality that has forced Tim to write short articles like this. You"re far better than this, people. You really are.

Additional tangent: there"s a 99.99% possibility that the an initial person to talk about this article will compose "first!" or part derivative thereof simply to try to wake up me. There"s a 100% opportunity that they will certainly fail, together I will certainly not it is in irritated; i will simply assume the he (or, theoretically ns suppose, she) is a moron.

No.

Apparently, Albert Haynesworth has been released by the Patriots. So "no" is also the answer to the inevitable, "Hey, must we try to sign him?"

Penn State.

I had a believed yesterday once I was reading about the Sandusky/PSU stuff. Can you imagine the awkwardness that the conversation between Joe Paterno and the graduate assistant who had to phone call him about the janitor see Sandusky going under on a boy? i mean, Paterno and also my grandpa are the same age, and also I can not fathom make the efforts to describe this come him 9 years ago. "So ... Uh ... Coach ... Um ... Well, you view ... The janitor ... He ... I average ... Coach Sandusky ... Sorta ...."

There"s no method that conversation didn"t involve the most confused old male look in the history of the world.

Sounds Right.

Your Houston Texans have actually the highest likelihood of make the playoffs amongst all AFC teams, at least according to the fine folks in ~ Football Outsiders. (I"m sorry, was that arrogant that me?)

The "Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer" uncertain Decision the The Week.

: It"s a sad day in Two-Day Hangover Land. It appears that Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer has gained married and adjusted the surname on she public profile to the much more professional sounding, "Marijuana Sawyer-Clardy." Dang. Thankfully, we have actually a lengthy memory approximately here, at the very least when it comes to stuff like this, so we"ll just forge ahead and pretend favor nothing has changed.>

Much prefer the decision to name her daughter "Marijuana Pepsi," the Browns" decision to absent a FG once trailing 27-3 so late in the 3rd quarter make no sense. Oh, sure, the was fourth & 10, but cutting the Texans" lead to a only 21 points didn"t do lot for them other than try to make them look at a little less poor at the finish of the game. Follow to Advanced NFL Stats, the FG take it the Browns" success probability indigenous .02 all the means to ... .03.

TXT MSGs of The Week.

grungedave:

Jeez, it need to suck to it is in a Browns fan.

Shake:

I love the method Joseph hits. Love.

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Tim:

I"m not saying I"d trade my son for J-Jo. I"m not. However if the market was made? It would be a sleepless night.