Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day. Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin' it dvery own. Gun in my waist. Straight confront. All day. Not a game. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didn't nobody compose me. It was beforehand. Woke up. Went earlier to sleep. Took a nap. You ever before go night night nigga?

It's around to go down... My mother told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking organization bitch, you lil' stupid bitch, dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bitch, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, lengthy titty no nipple having actually bitch! And the crazy shit it's my friends in the background "OHHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPLES!!" I obtained suspfinished and also an ass whoopin' when I got home my mom said "I told you to say 2 cuss said 76 of 'em."

Ever argue through a female and, in the middle of the discussion, you no much longer feel safe bereason of her actions? She might start pacing ago and forth actual fast, breapoint out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she gain mad, she begin talking in the 3rd perkid. That's scary as hell bereason that's her method of informing me that from this point on she is not responsible for none of her actions.

You are watching: She ain t got no nipples

One time, she obtained me so mad, we obtained right into a fist fight. You recognize exactly how you know when you shed a fight through your woman? When the cops involved your residence and ask you execute you want to push charges. That's how you understand it didn't go as planned.

Well, 'aight, examine this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' also many kind of massive words at me, and also bereason I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect.

So you're telling me you have the right to go to bed dead and also wake up alive?

I think if you gain kicked in the face you deserved it because that indicates that you watched the foot concerned your confront.

My baby is weird soon as he get mad, he gets in the range.

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga.

You're prefer the cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never before be a slice bitch!

Why would you throw a pen at it if you don't recognize what it is?!

I don't like to hear woguys provides my balls itch.

Kev come peel this muffin cap back blue.

The day Rick Ross dives right into the crowd, is the day we uncover out who his true fans are.

You check out the way my financial institution account is erected...

Somebody come right here and also look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!!

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I day you?!'

Who ever invented ALCOHOL must be shot instantly, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels choose a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had actually the nerve 2 say "WTF am I mean 2 execute with this" I then sassist "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't desire 2 eat no fucking quick food shit, that shit will have actually me shitting on the streets"

These glasses are method 2 huge for my damn face! I look prefer I acquired on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.

It's a renowned reality that tall human being are evil.

I believed I was gonna be tall when I was in the second grade. I was like, I'm going to the NBA. But I quit flourishing once I was about nine. When I was roughly fourteen, it hit me: I guess this is gonna be it.

I assumed I was gonna be tall once I was in the second grade. I was like, I'm going to the NBA. But I stopped growing as soon as I was about nine. When I was roughly fourteen, it hit me: I guess this is gonna be it.

How execute you get thrown out of a celebrity all-star basketball game? You gain naked. Start taking your apparel off and also throw your shoe at the ref.

I used to think guns were loud till I dropped shampoo in the shower.

Chief Keef renders music for world that put their index finger under each word as soon as they read...

Ain't gonna lie, I obtained the bill...I didn't like it. You ever before gain a bill so high, you try to put it in the light, prefer it's gonna readjust.

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings yeah I don't desire the earrings I simply desire the backs. You can put them on yet your'e gunna fuckin' lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a load of pencils, and also obtain it poppin' through those fuckin' erasers bitch.

Oh so you gon review my message an not respond. The shit say you watched it.

There's no such thing as a poor principle to a coke-head.

PINEAPPLES!!! I wanna go home!

Spell long dick; L...O...Penis. Alappropriate alright alright!

Relationships are like farting, if you push also hard...things obtain messy actual quick.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit tright here...that's genuine.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"? So you informing me that you can appear and also disappear at the exact same time.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit appropriate tbelow. You have to blog around that.

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I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Oh oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then as soon as the mom gotta show we tiny yet massive at the exact same time.

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