Jeannie Cheatham is a life legend in jazz and blues. A pianist, singer, songwriter, and also co-leader the the Sweet infant Blues Band, she has actually played and also sung with countless of the greats in blues and jazz—T-Bone Walker, Dinah Washington, Cab Callaway, Joe Williams, Al Hibbler, Odetta, and also Jimmy Witherspoon. Cheatham toured with large Mama Thornton off and also on because that ten years and also was featured through Thornton and also Sippie Wallace in the award-winning PBS documentary 3 Generations that the Blues. Her music, which has actually garnered national and also international acclaim, has been described as unrestrained, exuberant, soulful, rollicking, wicked, virtuous, wild, and truthful. Cheatham"s signature song, "Meet Me v Your black color Drawers On" is a clip in jazz and also blues clubs throughout America and also in Europe, Africa, and Japan.

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In this exciting frank autobiography, Jeannie Cheatham recalls a life that has been as exuberant, virtuous, wild, and truthful together her music. She begins in Akron, Ohio, where she prospered up in a vivid multiethnic ar surrounded by a family of strong women. Indigenous those roots, she launched a musical career the took her from the Midwest to California, act time follow me the means everywhere from a jail cabinet in Dayton, Ohio, whereby she was innocently caught in a police raid, to the university of Wisconsin-Madison—where she and Jimmy Cheatham teach music. Cheatham to write of a life spent fighting racism and also sexism, that rage and also resolve, misery and miracles, betrayals and triumphs, that faith nearly lost in dark places, but mysteriously regained in a flash of light. Cheatham"s autobiography is likewise the story of she fifty-years-and-counting love affair and musical participation with she husband and band partner, Jimmy Cheatham.


Zora Neale Hurston award (Lifetime success award)National combination of black Storytellers

AcknowledgmentsPrologue. Brand-New Blues1. Earlier to the "Hood2. The Piano3. 3 Visitors4. Mr. Arthur Reginald Riley5. Funerals6. The Reverend Uncle Frank, lessons on Men, and also Finding Jesus7. The resulting the Cold8. Summer Heat9. Dorn Direction10. The new House11. It"s an Ill Wind that Don"t blow Somebody some Good12. Yellow Cab to the Red-Light District13. Junkies and Jazz14. Human being War II: allow the good Times Roll15. Just gain On the Greyhound, Girl16. The Evans Exodus17. Jailhouse Blues18. Indigenous Hell to sky Blues19. Snowbound20. The tune of the Colvinaires21. New Baby Blues22. A Blizzard that Birdshit23. The colour of plenty of Changes24. Triumph, Tragedy, Turmoil, and also Tenor Players25. A tiny Love Song26. Small Mattie, big Mama, and the Beautiful miss out on M27. The Blues and also the Buffalo Scuffle28. Escape from Buffalo29. Brand-new York City, Ditty-Wah-Ditty30. Fatback31. Bronx Gulag and also Agoraphobia32. The light Shineth in the Darkness33. Native Hell to Academia34. Welcome come Wisconsin35. ~ above the relocate in Madison36. Movin" an" Moanin", Groovin" an" Groanin" in Madison37. The way West38. Pipeline Dreamin" in the valley of Smoke39. A standing O in mountain Diego40. Take it It!41. Beelzebub and also the mad Mexican42. Do a Joyful Noise!43. Brand-new Mule Kickin" in our Stall44. Blues on the Omnibus45. Blow out at the belly Up Tavern and also the bear of three Generations that the Blues46. Mr. Jefferson concerns Town47. The bear of the Sweet infant Blues Band48. Warm Bulbs and also Hot Flashes49. Sturm und Drang Blues: Vienne, France50. Shoofly Pie v Shafafa in The Hague51. Chickenshit or Chicken Salad?52. Just how Long?53. Effluvia and also Euphoria54. From enslavement to the White House55. Tears the Sorrow56. Blues favor Jay McShann57. ABC: around the World, beyond Betrayal, Celebrations58. Livin" in the Nineties59. Making history in a small Hotel60. Earlier to Bina Avenue

Jeannie Cheatham, now a proud septuagenarian, is still proactively creating and performing the music she loves. Her albums include great Nuz Bluz, Blues & the Boogie Masters, Basket full of Blues, Luv in the Afternoon, ago to the Neighborhood, Homeward Bound, Midnight Mama, and also Sweet baby Blues. She and Jimmy Cheatham live in mountain Diego, California.

I do the efforts on a brand new blues this morning;"Cause mine old blues don"t right no mo" . . .


The words of the blues song lodged inside my soul choose static in an old radio—the dial collection somewhere between stations.


My great Gramma"s words got all tangled increase in that static. She always said, "Jeannie, friend gotta understand when to fight and when to run away. The takes a wise soul to know the difference."


Well, i don"t know just how wise a decision I had actually made, however I think ns was running away so i could fight.


Early that morning, in ~ the cracked of dawn, I"d came down on the Greyhound bus station and said hello come the jackbooted policeman ~ above duty. His task was to stop and question every arrivals together they descended the bus steps. The city the Akron did no tolerate drifters. You had actually to display the cop her money or a letter around a job, or he would send you come the ticket agent, that would hand you a one-way ticket right earlier to wherever you had actually come from.


The policeman said, "Going out again, Miz Evans?"


I nodded yes. He was used to see me and also the musicians ns performed with, or M"Ma"s gospel choir, or just me alone, going to play what in the tristate area—Youngstown and Cleveland, Ohio; Erie, Pennsylvania; West Virginia; and all the little places in between. This morning"s journey was different.


Got to readjust the way I"m livingAin"t nothing prefer it was before . . .


The lyrics were pounding in mine head. A new song crying out to be born crept unbidden into my brain. My head started to ache. I rubbed mine temples and thought, perhaps someday I"ll finish it.


I looked at my watch. There to be still part time prior to the bus pulled out, so ns headed to the restroom.


The room was spotless and deserted, too early in the morning to discover an attendant ~ above duty. The silent room felt like a sanctuary for those couple of moments. I took a deep breath and let it out slow. Ns was ready for change, but that didn"t median I feel confident around what ns was doing.


Then my reflection flashing the end at me indigenous the restroom"s mirrors caught my eye. Dark brown skin clear. Huge eyes dark blue-brown. Lips thin, v Max aspect cherry red lipstick carefully applied. I pressed them together again to also out the color. One quick turn so the the long, full grey structure skirt flared the end from mine hips. I placed my hand on my waist. The corresponding jacket to be princess style—nipped in, with six self-covered buttons marching come the top of the neat tiny Peter Pan collar.


"I"m simply a small too skinny," I stated out according to to the north stalls. Ns weighed ninety-eight pounds, through a dimension 0 bra. Well, really size 30, v rolled-up stockings stuffed inside to fill the cups.


After one quick pat that my freshly curled coal black color hair, i took a nickel out of my large ol" purse and also said, "Okay! heads or tails—Cleveland or Columbus?"


Up! Up! The coin twisted and also turned in the air. I caught it through my right hand and quickly clapped that onto the ago of my left. "Tails—Cleveland! Heads—Columbus!"


I peeked under mine hand. "Heads that is! Columbus, below I come!"


Turning on mine high-heeled grey pumps, ns wriggled mine toes so the I could feel the hundred-dollar bill stashed in my appropriate shoe and also marched the end of the restroom directly to the ticket window. Ns bought a ticket come Columbus and also boarded the Greyhound bus, headed southern from Akron.


I was eighteen year old, it was 1945, and the whole people was in flames.


I seated myself halfway between the driver and also the john. The Greyhound started filling up, so I put my pocketbook top top the seat beside me come ward off obnoxious characters. Most of the time the ploy functioned superbly. Most guys hated come ask friend to relocate something indigenous the chair so the they might sit in it. Besides, men had a brief pipeline to your bladders and also preferred sitting ago by the john. Women didn"t mind questioning at all.


Sure enough, a tall skinny spraddle-legged white woman, she dishwater blonde hair swinging over her appropriate eye, climbed right into the bus, looked up and down the aisle, then shown that she"d favor to sit down beside me. I looked she over to see if she was a lonely soul who might talk me come death, or one who would just nod and also smile and quickly fall asleep. Exploring the one under she eyes, I made decision that she to be younger than she looked and also had been hanging the end all night long. She"d probably "kak" out as soon as the wheels started turning. So i shoved my large ol" pocketbook under the seat between my feet.


"Well, this is a great day for a lengthy ride," she said hoarsely.


With the text still loud in mine head, i wouldn"t fulfill her eyes, and also said come myself, Damn! did I check out this wrong? Is she gonna talk all the way to Columbus?


But no, thank God, she timeless leaned her head back on the clean white square of fabric the Greyhound people supplied, and also immediately dropped sound asleep.


I breathed a sigh that relief and stared the end the home window as the bus lumbered the end of the station, leave a cloud of black color smoke behind. Nearly at once, almost everybody top top the bus lit up a cigarette. It didn"t really matter to me, "cause the night prior to I had actually played piano every night lengthy for a comic, two shake dancers, and the band finale in a overfilled smoke-filled nightclub.


The bus rumbled through Akron, moving gears, lurching v sudden stops and also starts before finally hitting the two-lane highway early south. Tall buildings and also bridges soon gave method to homes with backyards and swings do of old vehicle tires. Together the sunlight climbed in the skies over patchy gardens and also giant sunflowers ns knew i was on my way. Somewhere.


I was reasoning that my life up until then had been as with that Greyhound bus: moving gears, sudden stops and starts, clouds of smoke, and now a journey into the unknown.


"Lordy!" i sighed and tilted my head back, shifting, turning, do the efforts to find a comfortable room for my neck, for this reason stiff and tense I thought the bones can snap. Earlier and forth, ago and forth i rolled my head, until lastly some the the revolution in my mind began to clear.


I thought, I"m with with all of them! I had actually been a "good little girl"—going along to obtain along—working my fool head turn off trying to get somewhere in this world!


It seemed favor all kinds of folks wanted to gain in mine way. The policeman who patrolled a little village between Cleveland and Akron involved mind. He was white and we weren"t. That expected he can position self so the he can stop us on our method home after ~ performing Saturday nights, and also force us to unload every our tools by the next of the road. Climate he would ask, "How much money y"all got?" and also he"d host out his hand. We"d have to fork over money so he would certainly let united state repack ours stuff and go home.


Once we tried to outsmart him and also said we"d played yet hadn"t gained paid. That smiled with his lips—not with his ice cream blue eyes. "Well," the drawled, "y"all get that junk ago into yo" automobile and also y"all monitor me earlier to the jail!"


We exchanged concerned glances and also hurriedly reloaded everything, climate jumped in the car and did specifically as the ordered. Us were sweating, our hearts beating wildly, but nobody said anything.


We adhered to the police car, the siren wailing, back, back into the lonely woods top top a narrow bumpy road. Lastly we quit in front of a tiny dark house. The lights and siren died, and also he climbed out of the police car and walked earlier to ours car. "Git out!" he barked. Malicious, that added, "Welcome to my home."


We felt anything but welcome. The hustled us up the worn wood front steps, unlatched the door, and turned top top the irradiate inside. There wasn"t much furniture: a scarred dark red animal leather sofa through the stuffing comes out, two spindly chairs, one leaning left, one leaning right.


Behind a wooden desk, O Lordy! stood a cage-like framework with bars top top the front. "What y"all think of mine jail?" the asked with a small sneer. "One of you is gonna stay below as ransom when the rest of you walk home and git me part money."


My knees to be shaking, but I wouldn"t let on exactly how frightened i was. The drummer, my cousin Charles, to be a large guy—in stature and in spirit. He want to it is in a minister. He spoke up in no unsure voice, "I"ll remain here. You men go top top home and also get the money." us knew what he meant. Get goin" and also get back!


We did. We drove a ways and waited the moment it would require to drive come Akron and also return. Then us made our means back with the shadowy woods to the little jailhouse home, paid the money, and also Charles to be a free man. Glory!


We had a conference on the way home. Since there to be no means to get to and from our gig without driving with that village, we determined to quit that good job for fear he would kill united state one dreary night because that resisting arrest, or some other redneck lie.


The bus lurched, and something bitter come up in my throat. Ns swallowed rapid to keep it down and blinked also faster come hold earlier unwanted tears.


College? A lost opportunity! Working three jobs—running the elevator part-time at the YWCA, to teach piano to young people, and also playing jazz through bands at night—never carried in enough money to allow me to continue college previous the 2nd year.


Art school? An impossible dream! I"d won a scholarship v my portraits and also still lifes. However when the white public representative had discovered out that i was colored, unexpectedly I wasn"t qualified because that anything however a token $50 precious of clothes. I wanted to kill them all! i had forced my tears back and stomped out without acquisition the money.


Now, ns looked approximately at the various other riders top top the bus and took a deep breath. In mine mind, angry thoughts twisted one top top another. Nobody"s gonna do me cry! Nobody and also nothin"! No an ext bending end backward—no bitterness tears because that me!


My totality body burned with fury, and the an effective words that the brand-new blues song sustained my rage.


I"m gonna to buy me a hatchet!Cut under my weepin" willow tree . . .


"Aw, foot!" i muttered to myself. "I"d sure favor to take every the fools that supplied me and also abused me and also shoot "em in the challenge with a shit pistol!"


A roaring sound filled my ears. Ns shook mine head, closed my eyes, and sat very still. ~ a when a cold calm descended end me, and I knew I had to resolve down. Keep this up, i told myself, and also you won"t be precious a dime once you gain to Columbus.


But the painful memories would certainly not be denied, and my rage returned with a vengeance. I opened my eyes and stared down at mine clenched fists, thumbs rotate in choose a small child"s. "I"m gonna present them all!" ns whispered.


There was only one thing certain. Ns was headed someplace, somewhere, somebody necessary a great musician. As lengthy as I maintained my spirits high and also my heart intact, ns figured mine ten fingers and also the eighty-eight secrets on a piano would take me anywhere I wanted to go.


"I don"t require none that them!" my tone was fierce, mine voice pitched low, that did no disturb my sleeping seatmate.


I feeling a delicious stir of liberty and, at the same time, a snap of are afraid and, method down deep inside, a zero of sadness.


Nobody had bothered come say goodbye.

I was born on a sultry respectable afternoon in 1927, in a tiny red house constructed by Greek immigrants under by the clean blue waters that Summit Lake in Akron, Ohio.


M"Ma was very young—so to be M"Da. Due to the fact that I was the first child the either, it take it them fairly awhile to notification that though ns was born healthy and lively, for some unknown factor nothing was going in and, worst that all, nothing was coming out. Pretty quickly it became apparent that i was becoming really uncomfortable.


The family members doctor was totally mystified and also could suggest nothing to relieve my condition, for this reason Hattie was called in.


Hattie to be M"Ma"s mama, a small copper-colored woman v blue-gray eyes. Mac, my grandpa, nicknamed her "Fing" because, he said, "Her waist was so small, you could slip a finger ring about it." The son of a six-foot-four-inch Blackfoot Indian woman and also a five-foot-four-inch Irishman, Hattie ended up being a Christian Scientist in the south in the 1920s, and, gift of really independent mind and spirit, she was sought after by everyone for her way input and also sage clinical advice. She ministered to both animals and humans.


Hattie concerned my cradle and also peered down at mine still, small brown body. Then she said, "Looks like nothin"s goin" in and also nothin"s comin" out!"


Everyone nodded in solemn agreement.


"Give me the child!" she stated quietly. "We"ll see if she really desires to stay here with us or not!"


She take it me home with her to her farm out in Springfield Township. She owned sixty-two acre that she"d obtained by buying increase land that was in foreclosure. She operated as a maid and did husbandry because that an old white man who was a real estate salesman and developer. They had appreciated a long and also fruitful friendship.


The farm was a fairyland, to fill with areas of corn both sweet and also seed, green grassy areas surrounded by one-hundred-year-old oaks, tall pines, and wildflowers in every shade of the rainbow. To sing birds, bobolinks, redbirds, robins, whip-poor-wills, cardinals, and, every as soon as in a while, a chicken hawk would come freewheeling in the blue sky. Hattie would certainly grab the old total stashed behind the kitchen door and take a shot—Boom! Boom!


"That"ll discover you," she"d shout. "Go acquire yo" own farm!"


Near the farmhouse nestled Blue Pond, full of eat fish. Grandpa Mac would assist us record them, but we had actually to throw many of lock back. "There"s lot of of food in ~ the house—we won"t require the fish," he would certainly say. "If you catch more than you deserve to eat, you"ll surely starve someday. Every little thing balances out," he"d chuckle. "Now, allow me touch the hem of her garment." He always referred come that part of the bible when the hung out v us.


Everything top top Hattie"s farm was white—the ducks, the geese, the chickens, the dog, the cats, the goat, the house—even the outhouse.


Hattie provided to say, "I obtained power and also dominion over every these white things. Just God acquired power end me!" (Which is why she and also Grandpa Mac acquired divorced in a real court that law—none of that reverse broom-jumpin" stuff for her.)


When we landed on the farm yard she carefully checked me out and administered hot mineral oil to mine swollen belly and also gently massaged my small brown body—and lo—pretty soon—a miracle! Stuff come out, do room for stuff to walk in, and thus began my odyssey on the earth.


Hattie said, "Well, that"s that. The method this kid holds on to everything, she either gonna walk to prison or she gonna be famous."


She was right—I walk both.




Life to be sweet ~ above the farm. Every evening Gramma Hattie would play the pump organ and Uncle Richard (M"Ma"s youngest brother) would certainly wind increase the Victrola or pat his trumpet. Large bands and Bessie Smith and also Jay McShann—I was too small to know the difference, however Gramma had actually saved mine life.


Finally, i was taken ago to M"Ma and M"Da, simply in time come be relocated from the little red residence to the tiny brown residence on Bina path in Akron. Mine sister, Charlotte, and my brother, Jerry, to be born soon after.


Bina Avenue increased steeply native Summit Lake in ~ the bottom to Manchester roadway at the top. We lived a half block native the lake, and also it was heaven to wake up up at an early stage in the morning and also breathe in wait nobody else had breathed. On the right was a lovely piece of land covered with peach trees and with grapevines bending over v luscious dark violet fruit. You might look past the tall old oaks and also rest her eyes top top the grassy knoll that brushed up down come Summit Lake. This floor belonged come Great-Aunt Catherine and also Uncle Sid.


At the optimal of Bina Avenue live an Italian family—Grampa Mac referred to as them Eye-talyins—with two kids who to be our playmates, Jovie and also Eddie.


Then came the home of Aunt Bessie (M"Ma"s sister), Uncle James, and also my three boy cousins, Junior, Charles, and also Bobby.


At the bottom that the hill, ~ above a corner lot, live a pair of the "Caucasian persuasion"; they had moved to Bina Avenue every the method from Georgia. They to be quiet people. Oh, they"d say, "How do?" as soon as you passed your house, but they would gain up off their porch swing and also go into the house to avoid having much call with us. Every when in a while the woman would certainly cross the street, in march halfway increase Bina Avenue, happen the Reverend Frank"s large house, and come down the to walk leading back to our little brown house.


The woman knew that my small brother, Jerry, could be discovered sitting top top the bottom step of the porch in his tiny white suit, swinging his feet in his small high-top white shoes, waiting for M"Ma to come residence from work. Every once in a when he would certainly look around and also then speak in his deep voice, "Ah want . . . My . . . Mama! Ah desire . . . Mine . . . Mama!" He had a funny voice for a baby. For nearly two year he didn"t to speak anything. But once he started speaking, everything came out in a base voice. It yes, really startled grown-ups, but we were used to it.


The woman would walk approximately our porch and also sidle up to Jerry and also say, "Hello there, tiny one. May I pick you up and hold you?"


He"d look at up in ~ her with his solemn little face and then look at us—Charlotte and also me—then ago to the woman and nod yes. She"d stoop over, choose him up, and also hug him, all the moment making small clucking noises. Climate she"d kiss the on his ring brown cheek, placed him back down top top the steps, say, "Goodbye, small sweet boy," and walk slowly ago to she house.


M"Ma said, "Well, she doesn"t have any children, and also I guess her arms are hungry and also empty for someone come love." M"Ma smiled in ~ us and said, "You-all did the appropriate thing, reporting her, though. Really good!" M"Da change his Red guy tobacco come the various other side of his mouth and declared, "Yeah . . . Among her arms is probably hungry all right, but the various other arm realize the the cute small brown infant surely gonna flourish up to it is in a six-foot Negro among these days!"


On our side of Bina Avenue, in ~ the really top of the hill, lived the China-Man and also his invalid wife. That wasn"t yes, really Chinese; he was an Irishman who had a beet-red face and also hair to match. His arms to be red. His neck was red. We supposed he was red all over, yet we didn"t challenge tell M"Ma and M"Da around that. We dubbed him the China-Man due to the fact that we had never seen anybody else who looked the strange. Us reasoned he had to it is in a China-Man.


He would acquire really drunk every week and also beat his bad invalid wife. We"d hear her crying in a high weird whine, "Stop! Oh, Red, you re welcome stop!" therefore M"Ma and Uncle Sid would go up to his house and also stop him from torturing that bad pale slip of a woman. Climate he would start to cry and cling come them and plead, "Take me to the Reverend Uncle Frank. I want him to baptize me therefore I can be forgiven that me sins." then he"d happen out. Anyone would go back to their own homes and also thank God the was ultimately quiet.


The next home belonged to Great-Aunt Ouida and also the Reverend Uncle Frank. Named for a river in Africa, Ouida was Grandpa Mac"s sister. She was the mom of my girl cousin, Edna, who was born twenty days after I pertained to earth. Edna was considered a miracle baby due to the fact that Great-Aunt Ouida to be fifty-four when Edna to be born. Edna nearly lived in ~ our house since her brothers to be so lot older.


The home at the bottom the the hill was occupied by a Hungarian family—a huge tall hairy father, a small plump satisfied mother, and two tiny girls, Minka and Evie. They practically lived in ~ our house, also.


It turned out that the social life of the community swung in between two focal distance points. During the daytime, all the kids hung the end at ours house: three boy cousins, two Hungarians, one girl cousin, two Eye-talyins, me, Charlotte, and also Jerry. Now, us weren"t allowed to let anybody into the residence while M"Ma and M"Da worked: strictly orders the were scrupulously obeyed. Mine aunts would inspect on us throughout the day, and we all had actually a exorbitant time play football, baseball, absent the can, and hide-and-seek. The field and also our large old yard provided us many of room for plenty that fun.


After work, the grown people ate dinner, washed their dishes, and also in the soft light of the evening, progressively gathered at Great-Aunt Catherine and also Uncle Sid"s house to hear to their big floor-length Philco radio. They"d talk politics—about the Rooshans and also Mussolini and also Roosyvelt—and hear to Amos "n" Andy and Wings over Jordan, pour it until it is full up v pride as soon as Joe Louis would wallop somebody.


That"s additionally when we"d have dessert.


Someone, mostly M"Ma, would certainly bake a 1-2-3-4 cake or part cookies, or my Aunt Bessie would bake a pie. Aunt Catherine gave lemonade in summer top top the porch, and also coffee or hot chocolate in the parlor in winter. Fireflies flickered and streetlights come on. Then someone, normally the Reverend Uncle Frank, would stand up and stretch and also say, "I guess we far better call it a night and get a head start on tomorrow." One by one everybody claimed "Good night" and also slowly walked to their homes.




All the large events were commemorated at Aunt Catherine and Uncle Sid"s home. The an initial automobile on Bina way was delivered brand-new come Uncle Sid. The whole ar gathered about to exclaim and admire.


"How shiny!"


"Look in ~ the wheels!"


"Wow! There"s running boards!"


The men all looked solemn. The China-Man said, "This calls because that a celebration." of course, they all ignored him, due to the fact that he was always looking for any excuse to celebrate.


Then at last, the Reverend Uncle candid said, "Well, Sid, why don"t you give her a spin?"


We all exclaimed, "Yes! Yes! offer her a spin, Uncle Sid."


That auto was delivered right native the factory. The man lugged it, parked it, and also left in another car propelled by his sales partner. Now, Uncle Sid was fairly impulsive and barked a lot instead of talking. But he didn"t silly us. We knew he to be a kind and also gentle spirit who blustered and also sputtered to cover the up.


"What"s the hurry?" he said. "What"s the hurry?" crossing his arms over his chest, he added, "It take it them a lengthy time to make this auto in Detroit City. It take it a long time to supply it here, ideal in front of my house. I guess I have the right to do a couple of more minute of admiration prior to I crank she up."


M"Ma said later on that Uncle Sid was really trying come reestablish his credibility on Bina Avenue because the week prior to he had been caught red-handed down in Kenmore with one more woman. We kids heard the whispers and watched lips disappear into thin directly lines top top the deals with of Aunt Catherine, Aunt Bessie, Aunt Ouida, and M"Ma.


That fateful day, Uncle Sid told Aunt Catherine the he to be going out. She said, "OUT? when will you be back?"


"When ns get good and ready," he barked and also out the went.


Well, Aunt Catherine rounded up M"Ma, Aunt Bessie, and Aunt Ouida. Armed with a broom handle, mop handle, a flatiron, and a galvanized stole bucket, the 4 of castle marched down Bina Avenue, turned best on Summit Lake Boulevard, tromped the 6 blocks into Kenmore, and also knocked top top the scarlet woman"s former door.


When she reply the door and also saw the scriptures brigade, she flung the door wide open and stepped aside. Lock marched in, tools at the ready, and also cornered Uncle Sid. They offered him a "Mississippi Camp Beating" while he tried to retrieve his clothes. They provided the woman "what for" also, yet had a tiny mercy ~ above her because she wasn"t married come Aunt Catherine—Uncle Sid was.


Then, complete of righteousness and the sweet smell of victory, castle marched mine uncle back down Summit Lake Boulevard, earlier up Bina Avenue. After ~ that, every marched to her own house to lie down and also sleep the sleep of the just.


So, Uncle Sid to be understandably a little cautious around everything after that episode—even the new car. He opened up the door the the new Buick, looked roughly grandly, cranked her up, and also took off.


We all cheered, "Hooray, Uncle Sid! Hooray!"


He drove under the hill, rotate right, and also continued about the block. Once he came back into check out again, the drove to whereby we were every cheering wildly, quit the car, gained out, and also took a deep bow. The China-Man ran ago to his home to start celebrating. The Hungarian picked Uncle Sid up in a giant bear hug and also said something the nobody understood, however sounded complimentary.


My Uncle Sid felt good all over. He turned come Aunt Catherine and said, "You gain in and also I"m walk to show you exactly how to drive."


She threw out her hands. "No! No! i don"t wanna drive."


"Just prefer a woman," he retorted. "When you desire them to perform something, they say no. As soon as you don"t desire them to perform something, they say yeah."


Aunt Catherine could not stand up to the challenge. With a toss of she head, she acquired behind the wheel the the shiny brand-new Buick, cranked her up, and also stepped top top the gas. The Buick lurched forward and also started speeding down the hill. Intending to make a ideal turn ~ above Summit Lake Boulevard, she stepped ~ above the gas rather of the brake and drove that brand-new Buick straight into Summit Lake.


We all—grown persons and little children—stood stunned. Nobody spoke a word. Climate my Uncle Sid exploded right into a paroxysm the curses and blasphemies as he ran under to the lake. Fortunately, the Buick had stalled top top a sandbar with numerous cattails growing on it, so that only the front of the car was partially submerged.


My aunt jumped out of the car on one side, and also my uncle jumped in on the other. That cranked her up, and with the aid of the guys of Bina Avenue, that backed the end of Summit Lake, all the time calling on all the was divine to strike every the females down dead. He backed every the method up the street together the whole neighborhood —men, women and also children—watched. He stopped the Buick, leaped out the door, and ran as much as Aunt Catherine, who was soaking wet from the knees down. "Fool!" the roared. "Fool woman!"


Now, he was a quick man, and also my Aunt Catherine to be taller 보다 he. She recorded him in midair together he hurtled towards her, and began hammering top top him together if he to be a tenpenny nail.


"Don"t you use that sort of language about here," she shouted. "We"re ladies!" then she began mopping increase the sidewalk through his quick body. It take it Uncle James, M"Da, the Reverend Uncle Frank, and also the Hungarian come pull her off him.


My aunt stomped haughtily increase onto she porch, climate turned, can not to resist one critical aside. "I guess: v that"ll teach you. As soon as a lady states no, a lady way no!" v that, she strode into her house and also slammed the door.


Well, nobody ever before forgot the day, however nobody talked about it either. At least not in front of Great-Aunt Catherine or Uncle Sid.


I think Uncle Sid had had his belly full of fornication and blue phrases. He opted for to run numbers instead. That"s when you bet on 3 numbers—in this case, each number stood for the variety of a horse in three successive races in new York. You paid twenty-five cents, or part such, for your numbers, and also if your equines won, you got paid one dollar because that every coin you bet.

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His territory grew quite wide, and also since the odds that hitting the numbers right were less than a rat"s possibility in a cat contest, he did rather well. He tried to to convince Aunt Catherine that his fidelity and civility by buying she a new floor-length Philco radio and, wonder the wonders—the piano.