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This is among the ideal pieces of comedy that I have actually ever before had actually the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have actually been trying to find this online for awhile.

Here’s the point around as soon as, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and also over aobtain. The second time it plays, your prompt assumed is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat aobtain.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first believed. The 3rd time it plays you’re reasoning maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat aobtain. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone simply played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at leastern someone played it twice, and also it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?

Now, John and also I we’re watching the entire diner at this allude, alright? Most human being have gotten wind regarding what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one man and he’s sitting in favor a booth with his stupid youngsters jumping about, and he’s favor staring at his coffee cup favor this, and he’s been onto us because the start. And he’s sitting there, and his hand also is shaking, and he had this look on his face favor, aw, like he had actually just acquired his thirty day chip from anger monitoring. And he’s staring choose this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t understand if you understand this, however the song begins extremely quietly…

BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and also he goes GOD DAMN IT and also pounds on the table, silverware flies all over, and also it was wonderful. But a word about my finest friend John and also what a genius he was bereason once we initially walked right into the diner, okay? When we initially obtained there and also I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in favor 7 at this suggest then John states to me ‘hey hey hey prior to you punch in an additional What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’

Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from great to good. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was prefer the liberation of France. You recognize for years researchers have wondered can you make grvery own guys and also woguys weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and also the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is predelivered by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead hoswarm.

And on the various other hand also. When we went ago. Divine shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT civilization went insane. People went out of their minds. No one might manage it. No one could manage it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just favor ‘yup some crap as constantly.’

They unplugged the jukebox after elalso plays. And that was the best meal I ever before had.>