After countless comics of Calvin talking and playing with his stuffed tiger, Hobbes, and after all the Toy Story movies, parents still just don’t seem to get it.

TOYS ARE ALIVE! To kids, anyway. Especially when they need a scapegoat. Or, in this case, a scapedoll.

Watch this little cutie get all passionate snotted-up while she throws her Barbie doll under the bus, explaining to her father the cruel toy bullying she was subjected to.

Can ya blame her? I mean come on! She told her like a HUNDRED times to do it! How could any child (OR adult) stand up to that kind of relentless toy intimidation???